rikke_leonhart: Owl (Arashi - Ohno Monster)
Title: Lovely, Wonderful Thoughts
Pairing(s): Eh. Gen. Maybe Ohno/Nino if those goggle are on.
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Nuh-uh!
Word count: ~1,600-ish
Warnings: Crack and no plot
Summary: Ohno is Peter Pan, Nino is Tinkerbell and Aiba is giggling. What it says on the tin!
Author's Notes: I blame [livejournal.com profile] walking_orgy for this. You should, too. NIKA IT'S YOUR FAULT SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. She said "Tinkerneen" and I said "okay". I'm glad you keep being amused by it, though xD Artistic license has been taken, rudely so. Bastardizing Peter Pan, I'm so ashamed. It's silly. Really silly and stupid. Did I mention there's no plot? There isn't. It's also short for once, even though it was intended to be 200 words. I fail.

Pausing just before knocking, Sho and Jun exchange a glance.  )
rikke_leonhart: Owl (Arashi - Ohno Monster)
So, because my soulmate is slaying all your favorites by her mere existence and she has more awesome in her pinky than the rest of the world put together, you should all go check out the best commercial holiday gift in the history of commercial holiday gifts (aka the day Valentine's Day got pwned by Ohmiya porn):

Junk in the trunk ("Long Johns") by the fantastically awesome, oh-so-lovely and no-I'm-not-sharing-her-sorry-not-sorry [livejournal.com profile] eufry.


(In other words, there will be proper post this weekend, I think. I have Things To Discuss.)
rikke_leonhart: Owl (Default)

Okay, so I'm not going to tell you what we were talking about, since both of us will be flayed alive, but seriously;

Rikke: Wallpaper, anyone? XD
Vanessa: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Vanessa: BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL
Rikke: What will you give me if I have it on for an entire month? xD
Vanessa: ...
Vanessa: OH MAN
Vanessa: UM
Vanessa: What do you want?
Vanessa: BECAUSE I WILL GIVE YOU STUFF
Vanessa: FOR REAL
Rikke: YOUR LIVER
Vanessa: HAHAHAHA
Vanessa: WTF WILL YOU DO WITH IT XD
Rikke: PUT IT IN A NICE JAR
Rikke: AND PET IT
Vanessa: AHAHAHAHAHA
Vanessa: HAHAHAHAHA
Vanessa: WHAT
Vanessa: XD
Rikke: IDK OKAY
Rikke: JUST, 'YOUR FIRSTBORN' IS JUST SO USED, YOU KNOW?
Vanessa: MY LIVER IS MUCH BETTER THAN MY FIRSTBORN CHILD
Vanessa: REALLY
Vanessa: XD

Yes. I know. Or. No, I don't XD

9th prompt was; principle, (ohno/jun)

09 - papercuts, 201 words, ohno/jun )
rikke_leonhart: Owl (Default)

Title: Of Hairballs (Or Just Balls In General)
Pairing(s): Ohmiya
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 882
Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own. Unfortunately.
Summary: Arashi/Loveless.  Ohno loses his ears and Sho sort of has a crisis.
Author's Notes: Crack, It had to happen. WHAT? IT'S THE PLOT D:

Of Hairballs (Or Just Balls In General) )
rikke_leonhart: Owl (Default)
Title: Everybody Can't Stop Loving Ohno or How Nino Marked Off His Territory (Round Three)
Pairing(s): Gen, more than a subtle hint of Ohmiya
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own. Unfortunately.
Wordcount: 1,473
Summary: Still in the early Arashi-days. Nino makes a list. Round three features Persistent!Aiba, Pissed!Jun, Exasperated-Trying-To-Prevent-Bloodshed!Sho, Almost-Non-Existent!Ohno and Snarky-Devious!Nino.
Continuation of Everybody...etc. Crack crack crack. Un-beta'd.
Author's Notes: Still not funny, and yes, I'm STILL aiming for the longest title. For [livejournal.com profile] kos_mos26 because you really can't stop me  xD


'Why are you smiling like that? It's scary, Jun said.' )
rikke_leonhart: Owl (Default)

Title: Everybody Still Loves Ohno or How Nino Marked Off His Territory (Round Two)
Pairing(s): Gen, more than a subtle hint of Ohmiya
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own. Unfortunately.
Wordcount: 1,353
Summary: Still in the early Arashi-days. Everybody loves their beloved Riida, and Nino fights for his prize. Round One. Features Dork!Aiba, Awkward-Pissed!Jun, trying-to-be-Adult!Sho, more-than-usual-Oblivious!Ohno and Snarky-Sneaky!Nino. Continuation of Everybody...etc. Crack crack crack.
Author's Notes: No, this isn't fun. Yes, I'm sorry. Yes, I'm aiming for having the longest title at some point, and yes, they'll probably get longer. For Suvi <3
 

'Why are you doing that?' )
rikke_leonhart: Owl (Default)

Title: The Prettiest Girl In The Band
Pairing(s): Ohmiya, gen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own. Unfortunately.
Wordcount: 1,506
Summary: Backstage after filming one of their shows, chaos ensues. Featuring A no Arashi, snarky Nino, Grown Up!Sho, Oblivious!Ohno and Fuming!Jun.
Author's Notes: Crack crack crack crack. I don't even want to know what caused this. For [info]trivialaffair, because your drabble rocked. Shame this one doesn't make sense.

Are you saying that you could do it better? )

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