*cackling madly*

"What have you been reading? The gospel according to St. Bastard?"

*laughing loudly*

"Well, then I'll set up a new religion in this country. The Psychotic Bastard religion."
And an advisor said; "Why not call it Church of England?"
"Church of England? That's much better."

Eddie Izzard, I love you ♥

Oh, and I made scones today - they may look really bad, but they taste ~*heavenly*~.